TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.

When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks
the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this. He said "That was great. I'll
definitely publish this in newspaper.

Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A
DOG".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani
national".

Next day, the headline in the paper read ... TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG