Saturday, December 1, 2007

10 sardars and a beautiful woman were rescued from a sinking boat by a helicopter with a hanging ladder. Suddenly the choper pilot announced:

"We can take only 10 people on that ladder, one of you has to let it go!"

The woman said, "Okay men, I am gonna let it go for all of you."

All 10 sardars said togather, "BRAVO...... ..."

and clapped for the brave woman!!


There is a place in the HEART where THOUGHTS become WISHES

And WISHES become DREAMS ! .

It's a place where anything is possible

If we only BELIEVE ..

There are 6 things to believe in for a happy, successful life:

Believe in your FAITH ..... GOALS ... LOVE .... FAMILY .... FRIENDS .....

And most importantly,

Believe in YOURSELF!

Have a Ahead

Friday, November 30, 2007

i had planned one such like below but after seeing my salary revision letter i had planned like this



Note: 1st floor is available for rent. Only 6 months advance. Rent receipts will be given. (They can be used for HRA claims).
Lush green surroundings. Silent ambience, fresh air.
So.... Hurry up.

Houses of some famous personalities, including mine

Michael Jackson




Michael Jordan


Pete Sampras

Celine Deon


George Michael




Mariah Carey

Houses of some famous personalities, including mine

Arnold Schwarzenegger





Britney Spears





Calvin Klein

Monday, November 26, 2007

For the final test, the FBI agent took the first male applicant to a large, metal door and handed him a gun.The agent said, “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious! I could never shoot my wife!” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second male applicant was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the female applicant’s turn. She was given the same instructions-to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

MORAL: Women... don’t mess with’em