BRILLIANT WAYS GUYS TURN GIRLS DOWN!!
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SHE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
HE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!


SHE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
HE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!


SHE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
HE: I must have been given your share!!!


SHE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
HE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


SHE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
HE: Okay, get out!!!


SHE: I think I could make you very happy
HE: Why? Are you leaving?


SHE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
HE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!


SHE: Can I have your name?
HE: Why, don't you already have one?


SHE: Shall we go and see a film?
HE: I've already seen it!!!


SHE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
HE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!


SHE: Where have you been all my life?
HE: Hiding from you.


SHE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
HE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.


SHE: Is this seat empty?
HE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


SHE: So, what do you do for a living?
HE: I'm a male impersonator.


SHE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
HE: Do not enter.