10 PINTS

 A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd
of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools.
 I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10
pints of Guinness back-to-back."

 The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even
leaves.  Thirty minutes later, the same Irishman who left shows back up
and taps the Texan on the shoulder.

 "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.

 The Texan says "Yes," and he asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of
Guinness.

 Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 pints of beer, drinking
them all back-to-back.

 The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement.  The
Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and askes, "If ya don't mind me
askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

 The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to
see if I could do it first."