AWFUL FOUR LETTER WORDS

 A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got
back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How
was the honeymoon?"

 "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

 Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we returned Nasir
started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me
and take me home.... Please Mum!"

 "Rahat," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful?
What 4-letter words?"

 "Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

 "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
these horrible 4-letter words!"

 Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like dust,
wash, iron, cook!"