WOODWORK CLASS

 It was the first day of the school year and the shop teacher was
surprised to see a young lady sitting in the front row of the classroom. Her
name was Jill and she was the only girl to sign-up for the woodwork
shop class that term. The shop teacher asked her if she was sure she was
in the right class, and Jill assured him that she was.

 The teacher then said, "This course may be a bit out of your league.
Do you have any experience at all working with tools?"

 "What exactly do you mean?" replied Jill.

 "Well, what's the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?" the
shop teacher asked.

 Jill pondered the question for a moment, then replied, "Well, I can't
rightly say I know, 'cause I ain't never been 'bolted'."