MAGICAL FROG

 A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender
hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to
compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question
though, why is your head so small?"

 The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many
times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods.
I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming
from a frog sitting next to a stream.

 So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn
into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure
I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a
beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

 She said, "You now have 3 wishes." I looked down at my scrawny 115
pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger." She
nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out
of my clothes and was standing there naked!

 She then asked, "What will be your second wish?" I looked hungrily at
her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you
here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We
then made love for hours!"

 Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious
lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more
wish. What will it be?"

 I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"