MISTRESS.....

 This married couple was enjoying a dinner out when this gorgeous
blonde walks over to their table, exchanges warm greetings with the husband
and walks off.

 "Who was that?" Demands the wife.

 "If you must know, that was my mistress."

 "Your MISTRESS? I want a divorce!"

 "Are you sure you want to give up a big house in the suburbs, a Honda,
furs, jewelry, and a vacation home in Murree?"

 They continued dining in silence for a while. Finally, the woman asks,
"Isn't that Hamid over there? Who's he with?"

 "That’s HIS mistress."

 "Oh... Well I think ours is cuter."